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DJS RAKE IN MILLIONS – ROCKSTARS SEVERELY DISPLEASED

DJS RAKE IN MILLIONS – ROCKSTARS SEVERELY DISPLEASED
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February 13, 2014
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“Really, these DJs do not know anymore WHAT to do with all their not-so-hard earned CA$H. They throw heart signs in the air like it’s free dough.”

EDM DJs, in recent years, became MEGA POPULAR. For a single gig, they charge millions, if not a billion. Yes, a BILLION! Whether they get paid in dollars or Bitcoin$, they don’t really care that much, as long as they can keep their fleet of 20 private jets in the air and keep up with their collections of mega mansion$.

Guilty DJs include AVICII, who is filthy filthy FILTHY rich. And of course, TIESTO and DEADMAU$. Really, these DJs do not know anymore WHAT to do with all their not-so-hard earned CA$H. They throw heart signs in the air like it’s free dough. And it PISSES OFF rockstars. Rockstars like AXL ROSE and CELINE DION have become so jealous, that they publicly insult the few fans they still have.

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AVICII MADE 93 MILLION THIS GIG

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HARDWELL AND LAIDBACK LUKE MADE 1.1 BILLION FOR THIS GIG

 

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EMINEM: “FUCK YOU HARDWELL”

 

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KEITH RICHARDS: “FUCK YOU SKRILLEX!”

 

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AXL ROSE: “FUCK YOU DEADMAU5!”

 

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PHIL COLLINS: “FUCK YOU STEVE AOKI!”

 

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CELINE DION: “FUCK YOU NERVO, ARMIN, NICKY ROMERO, AFROJACK, PARIS HILTON, AND ALL YOU OTHER PUSSIES!”

 

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